Hmm? What on earth is that?
As the world has come to worship the almighty dollar, and take life itself for granted, etiquette has become a lost art, much like kindness, compassion and patience.
Civilization as we know it has come to judge the measure of a person, not by how they treat one another, but how much wealth they can amass, always at the cost of another.
Despite our access to a multitude of communication platforms, our language has been degraded to social statements of 140 characters or less, emoticons (think cave drawings), and text lingo.
We are living in the dark ages.
Instead of being beholden to a corrupt church, we are beholden to the corrupt 1% who hold the purse strings. Being corrupt in the name of God is no more heinous than being corrupt in the name of the almighty dollar.
Etiquette my friends, is no longer valued or displayed. It is a dinosaur in the age of prized individualism. Grace needs space, and with our stretched commitments, more and more people are losing their ability to be kind, live with grace, and practice etiquette.
These things are the foundation of civilization, and the foundation is crumbling.
With our pressured lifestyles, and expectations of instant gratification, a new epidemic seems to be taking over the GTA.
It’s true, Assholeitis is spreading. Reliable sources report that becoming an Asshole is highly contagious and infects the young and old alike. Often passed on by those infected during rush-hour traffic, store line-ups or any other interaction with another human being.
Just remember you are never more important than another driver, customer, someone else’s schedule, or someone else’s sense of self-worth. In other words, don’t drive like an obnoxious moron, take 20 items through the 8 items or less lane, or treat any other person disrespectfully. If you do, I hope someone has the backbone to put you in your place darling, because keeping one another accountable is civilized.