Part and parcel of being an old-fashioned-I-like-to-digest-my-news-in-print-form-darling is getting the really great advertising inserts that proliferate this time of year.
Quite frankly, they beat the heck out of the recent spree of front page ogre-inspired images of our mysoginist-drug-adled-personal-black-hole-of-ethics-and-dignity mayor. But I digress….
Today, I brought home the LCBO ‘Give Cheer’ insert. I opened up the 41 page glossy mini-mag with the eyes of cynicism. “Beer & Cookies: Surprisingly Sweet Matches”, seemed like another annoyingly magnificent effort to appeal to the glamping/foodie crowd.
Pul-eaze, I thought as I sipped my bourbon. Beer and cookies? Really?
Spare me the obvious effort to be avant-garde and just give me shortbread and eggnog. Even I, the culinary-Christmas-cook thinks that anything other than butter or chocolate added to shortbread is a little too far-fetched.
I can’t say I was convinced by the beer-cookie pairings. I would likely give it a try if someone put any of them in front of me; Dark Beer and Coffee Toffee Shortbread or Winter Ale and Gingerbread Cookies aren’t likely to be on my top ten must-serve selections this holiday season. But if they’re yours, I’d love an invitation and wouldn’t mind having a swig and a nibble.
What did catch my attention were some of the delicious sounding cocktails like the Winter Spice Sour with Cinnamon syrup and deluxe whiskey. Espresso with Sortilege Maple Cream Whiskey kind of lit my fire as did the Golden Cider (main ingredients are Goldschlager and Canadian Cider).
I’ll be cheeky and let you know that the ‘Snug Sailor’ kind of made me warm in my girly bits just thinking of getting snug with a sailor, but I think that may be the bourbon talking. Unfortunately the cocktail does not involve a sailor, cock or tail. It does however involve Crabbies Ginger Beer which I love, love, love, and Sailor Jerry spiced rum.
So, as I flipped through the beautifully presented advertising piece from the LCBO, once again it became apparent that I am not a ‘leading-edge-consumer’.
I am not a trend-setter. In fact, I think that trend-setters lack the deep-rooted self-confidence and grace that define classic style and taste.
I also happen to like to think I fit into the self-confident-classically-styled-individual category. On occasion, I also like to think that I fit into a size zero and look like Marilyn Monroe, but that’s usually the bourbon cheering me on.
Although it is rare that I ride the edge of seasonal style, whether it be fashion or food, I do like to know what’s current and trending. Trends are fads, and fads are fun.
Fun, my sweet sugar plums is a big part of what this season of giving and sharing is about. Heck, you may even find me at home serving up maple cream liquor lattes and shortbread spiked with something nutty….
Happy Holidaying to you. I’ve gotta run and get a bottle of that maple cream whiskey before it’s sold out!