Yah, you, you loudmouth douchebag.
Do you pay Starbucks for your rented office space?
If you do, then I suggest you buy a damn door so the rest of the world doesn’t have to listen to you try to close a real estate deal while we’re trying to un-fucking-wind.
Why don’t the other twelve of us who are here enjoying our beverages and reading, chatting, or surfing the web take a freaking vote on the April 1st closing date?
Does privacy mean anything to you?! I now know your client’s name, address and the amount of his freaking mortgage. Pass me one of your business cards so I make sure all of my friends know not to do business with you, you ignorant prick.
….get a room.