Yes. It’s true. Everything you’ve heard is accurate.
I’m leaving you for my true love. But I’ll be back darling. If you can wait a couple of months, we can get together again for a laugh and catch up on all things fabulous. You see, I have to attend to Mr. Manuscript. I know, I know ! A manuscript is so demanding, what could I possibly see in him? A future perhaps, something a little more substantial than our 500 word trysts.
Wait for me…I’ll be back. I love you, I really do. I just need to do this. If you don’t hear from me before the new year…send reinforcements!
Mwah! See you all again soon.